It has been hard as hell to keep up a movie review blog with the strikes Hollywood has thrown over the past few years. I could write a million entries about the lacklusters that have reared their ugly little heads of late. Excited? Good, cuz I found some more…and while I have had countless conversations about the reasons why the Vision has died in tinseltown, I still don’t know exactly why. And so before my interest weans, I need to refresh…okay maybe not as fresh as we’d all like but some kind of dingy, dusty musty spritz of bad citrus..lol. And on that bright note, here are some blockbusters in bloom…here’s to addictions! Whats with the Chris Brown look-a-like Rihanna? See “confessions” in the damn music..okay. Have yourself a wack movie winter!
Underworld Awakening – Release Date: (Jan – 20) – This sequel looks tired. How many times can you possibly fight the same damn war? Oh yea and another thing…Hollywood needs to come up with something other than vampires and devils…enough already!
RedTails -Release Date:(Jan 20) – Okay with all the Lucas drama sorrounding this one..(.I hear there is still some racism out there in good ol’ Hollywood)..it may just get some attention. Oh right…got it George!
Chronicle-Release Date: (Feb 3) – This one reminds me of the flick with the cute warlocks..ahh I can’t remember the name..minus the cuties. Although this is one for the teens, I just might check out the special effects.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengance: Release Date (Feb 17) – Oh Nicholas Cage please quit! Admist the sorrounding rumors of Cage’s bank account costing along on fumes, this flick is just about as dated as Nicholas’ wig.
Wrath of the Titans - Release Date (March 30) – A March release date dampens my spirits for this one. I was a little amped at the trailer, given the music, but again, if there is anything I have learned over the years its that the release date speaks volumes about a flicks budget. Don’t blow it all on the trailer now!
Scary Movie 5 – Release Date: (April 20) – Yet another sequel. Is it just me or the Wayans Bros just aren’t funny anymore. I’m just like you with this one, believing that it could go either way…but at this point from this view it needs fresh life.
Here’s Jack the Giant Killer folks! Till Next Time..
